Today I was annoyed by an idiot who does not deserve to take up the responsibility of a project manager.
Thanks to my cousin, who works in the IT line, he has his funny way of cracking jokes using programming codes. For example, with the codes listed below, he was imagining that he managed to hack into the project manager’s brain and input the following codes:
“##Telnet-console <NIRC No>.BrainOS.my.org Usr=Admin256 Pwd=**********
## SHOW Status=ALL
#IF IntelLvl=Idiot Then Action.Local.Yell="I Am An Idiot!!!"
#IF Prev.Stat=True Then Repeat Until NotTrue
IF RepeatAmt > 25 Then ACTIVATE Action.Locate WHERE Locate.Type=Wall.Concrete
IF Locate.Status=Success THEN Action.Walk WHERE Walk.Direction=Wall.Concrete
IF Walk.Status=Completed THEN Action.Bang WHERE Bang.Component=Head&&Bang.Object=Wall”
He ends with the following line:
“Programming Solves All Your Problem
Remember Kids, Practice Safe Hacks !!!”
“<and also Safe Sex>”
CQ, you are one funny man indeed! Thanks for the joke. It really turned my day around. :)
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